Before there was QWOP, humanity was sad because of the void where it should have been. After QWOP, humanity is sad because we know we've peaked and it's all just a slow fall back toward the water, the shark increasingly far behind us. "Eyyyyy", we whisper sadly, to Ritchie and to Howard and to Marion and to the wind, "everyone is a winner."
Seriously, I love this stupid game. I’ve never even gotten any good at it, but I love it.